Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Guidette Problem #4: FLYING MEATBALLS

Don't you hate it when you are putting meatballs in your plate on top of your spaghetti and the meatball drops.  Guess What?! You got a FLYING MEATBALL. That means; you got a guidette problem..  What to do when this occurs? Honestly I wouldn't know because REAL Italians always have SO MUCH food that one meatball wouldnt matter, but who wants to clean up the mess from a flying meatball?! NOT an Italian.  So just to avoid this whole situation, I say invest in a meatball transporter holder, Italians know what I'm talking about, and get your life together and you won't have a flying meatball.  No Italian wants to eat spaghetti without meatballs or eat dirty meatballs. Like seriously.  Sing this!...

"On top of spaghetti, All covered with cheese,I lost my poor meatball, When somebody sneezed.It rolled off the table,And on to the floor, And then my poor meatball, Rolled out of the door. It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush, And then my poor meatball, Was nothing but mush. The mush was as tasty As tasty could be, And then the next summer,  It grew into a tree. The tree was all covered, All covered with moss, And on it grew meatballs, And tomato sauce. So if you eat spaghetti, All covered with cheese, Hold on to your meatball, Whenever you sneeze."


Exactly.

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