Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Guidette Problem #3: Deflated Poofs

As some of you may have heard, Nicole Polizzi, AKA Snookie, has started the trend of a five inch poof hairstyle.  This hairstyle has been featured and interviewed about on the most amazing show in the world; Jersey Shore.  As a result of the "poof" making its appearance in the first season, many guidettes have turned to this hairstyle for an any day event. This hairstyle requires a lot of work and effort so many guidettes prize their poof and how high and how long it stands throughout the day.  The worst thing that can happen, is your walking down the Jersey Shore boardwalk and you feel your poof starting to deflate.  At this point you feel everyone is watching how stupid you look with a deflated poof! TALK ABOUT GUIDETTE PROBLEMS!!!!!!!! This is an emergency when occured in public.  A guidette must carry some sort of comb or hairspray to fix this in any given situation! ALTHOUGH if your a REAL guidette, like me, your POOF will NEVER deflate! So get your life together, build a bridge, walk over it with your poof from start to finish and Dont EVER have this issue.  Ever.......

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