Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Guidette Problem # 5: Fist Pumping Your Eye???

So many of us Guidettes have gotten the memo about a new dancing style that is in.  FIST PUMPING.  Every Guidette goes to the club in the hopes of finding a fist pumping guido juice head; every girl's dream.  Imagine your at Karma fist pumping with a guy and you accidently fist pump your eye.  At this point, the main thing that should be your concern is getting yourself out of the club.  That is so embarassing.  Second you should definately try to find a mirror to look at your eye.  This is such a guidette problem.  And worst of all, that guido juice head has no interest in you.  So get over yourself and go to be and cry yourself to sleep.  Get an ice pack on your eye and never show your face again at Karma.  Just don't do it to yourself if you can't control your Ron Ron juice intake to the point where you have no eye hand eye coordination. 

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