GUIDETTE PROBLEM #1; Drippy Bronzer

SO.... as some of you may know, being a guidette takes a lot of work!!!! I mean of course you have your normal Gym, Tanning, and Laundry schedule, but what do you do when let's say, your BRONZER starts running!!!! That's a GUIDETTE PROBLEM.  Just imagine you switched up your GTL schedule and went tanning first and then to the gym.  So you just got all bronzed up and now your running on the treadmill right?  Then you look down to change the song on your iPod and you see YOUR bronzer dripping off of your body onto the treadmill!!!!! What are you going to do with yourself?! You just spent so much money to get tan, actually a little more money than usual because Obama raised the taxes on tanning, to have it run while your working out?! That's a problem a guidette would never EVER want to face.  This problem is just going to cause other problems because then your tan is going to be uneven and your going to be so scared to go the gym!!! So what are you going to do when you just tan and laundry!!? You need your gym.  A GTL schedule isn't a GTL schedule without the G! So the next time you do GTL make sure you do it in that order because if not, you will have dripping bronzer at the gym, which in my opinion is a GUIDETTE PROBLEM! So I'm warning you now! So AVOID it! See ya later !!!!